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Dwight: Michael I can’t believe you came!
Michael: That’s what she said

Me and the girls on my team are making a “perfect man” list lmao! As you can see on the right that’s mine…yep! Doesn’t take much to make me happy! Bahahahahaaaaa!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😁😁😁😁😁😁😩😩😩😫😫😫😫😫 #workflow #thestruggle #singleandreadytomingle #lmao #ilovemygirls @sam_the_magnificent you’re missin out white best friend!!!

First cousins! My newest sweatshop workers lmao jk before their parents kill me! 😂😂😂 #cutekids #family #love #childworkers #lmao

STAAAAHHHHPPP!!! 😂😂😂😂 Uhhhh not with that dollar sign tho!!!! Bahahahahaaaaa!!!!! I’m so done! #icant #dailyfuckery #stopthemadness #lmao

Got my ass! Smh bitches know my weakness for the Carters and they use it to their advantage! Lmao! I’m ashamed. It is literally impossible to April Fool me! 😱😱😱😥😥😔😔😩😩😩 #aprilfoolsday #lmao #fml #beyonce #blueivycarter #bitchesbeplottin

I mean seriously! If you’re gonna protest about some bullshit you might as well do it in style! Bahahahaaaa!!! This is soooo something I would do! #lmao #marriageequality #marrywhoyoulove #isupportlgbtq #lgbtq #regram

I looked out on my shawty shawty’s patio and saw this wonderful scenic view! Lmao!! 😐😐😂😂 @simplyso_sweet #kentuckyissoooobeautiful #lmao

I hate men…
I’m going gay.

I had to post this.
Them stripped paw prints on her thigh tho?!

Ha! I’m wit it! *kanye shrug* #ratchet #lmao

Crazy chic from Detroit/Alaska...Finer woman of Zeta Phi Beta..Beyonce and Kanye "obsessor"...Betty crocker bitch...Makeup whore...I'm the type to talk shit and it be words of wisdom.

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  crazy lady: Hi Gabi, I just saw your new line of plus size swim-suits on Yahoo,and I must tell you as a plus sized woman, I am APPALLED!!! Calling your galaxy suit print the "Fatkini", is not only disgusting,but in SUCH poor taste, as well as the fact that no respectable plus sized woman, including Myself would EVER be seen in such a monstrosity!!! Not that we should not be proud of our bodies and comfortable with ourselves, and even celebrate our curves, but COME ON! A "Fatkini"!!! WOW this is a NEW level of WRONG! I would happily wear the beautiful galaxy print that I so much adore,however the fact that you have presented the material cut in such a manner that shows things so blatantly it sickens Me!!! Your model sporting the suit looks as if to say "Hey check Me out in My "Fatkini" that's BARELY there!" And the fact that she looks so happy wearing it, I'm shocked! We plus sized voluptuous women should be proud of ourselves, however your design and the very name for it is BEYOND DEPLORABLE!!! You should truly be ashamed of yourself, as well should your model. GO BACK TO THE DRAWING BOARD HONEY!

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  If you cant read it, the question was

  “what does ‘Grande’ mean?”

  (A) Beautiful

  (B) Fat

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  tdnbtho asked: I like and respect the fact that you don't have sex with random people. Not a lot of females like you at the moment
  
  

  (: i appreciate that
  cause sometimes i feel hella square for being like. so black and white when...

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